my beating ass isn't beating the ass beating ass allegations

well that changes everything, now i gotta buy it

one pinch man

cok blochquer

sick. this is sick behavior

GAgarfieldscreens.bsky.socialSep 29, 2024 12:20am

in modern english his name is jesus, but in the original aramaic it was pronounced more like "veronica mars"

using rapid movements of my tongue to sample the air

i've invented the first horse with a taste for human flesh 🏃‍♂️🍴🐴

the beaver isn't even that yonic

sometimes when i open a can of soda i think of that scene in madam web where she tries to open one. for the whole scene she's just casually failing to open a can of soda