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new jersey's top ufologist
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sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite, as they say

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we've been at the top of the food chain for too long!

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i've invented the first horse with a taste for human flesh 🏃‍♂️🍴🐴

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the beaver isn't even that yonic

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its not even the focus of the scene. its about how she's being mean to some poor little kid. our attention is never pulled directly to the can or her inability to open it

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she's too young for those!!

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sometimes when i open a can of soda i think of that scene in madam web where she tries to open one. for the whole scene she's just casually failing to open a can of soda

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if you remain completely still nothing bad can happen to you

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rip maggie smith

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just what was stan lee thinkin naming these guys

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honkey kong country and western
@thepaleape.bsky.social
new jersey's top ufologist
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