When I was 13 my dad and step-mom took me to see Pulp Fiction, and in the first 10 minutes during the foot massage discussion my step-mom buried her face in her hands and let out an exasperated "oh my god" that I will never, ever forget.

"Hey boss, remember at happy hour the other night how you said we could get a little silly with the outfield design?"

Slapstick gangsters?

a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in front of a door

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in front of a door

Why was the Chase contract extension thing such a big deal when he has 2 more years left on his contract?

There can't be that many people who fully appreciate a good Carlisle Pike joke, thank you for this.

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ah ok, that makes more sense, thank you.

Ok I'm glad I'm not the only one taken back by that.

I can't quite wrap my head around this. I'm a wirey 6'2" 180 and wear a 43L. If you're 6'1" with a 38R do you weigh like 135 lbs or something?

"I don't know about you, but I'm H-O-T-T-O-G-O...to the polls!"