Oh God...I'm a Leek. Those I don't know who made this, but if those weaknesses were any more accurate, I would be pursuing criminal charges.
Is this a euphemism? If so, no. At least...I don't think so.
Be lazy. Grow beard. Get irritated with beard. Shave it. Decide to see what a mustache would look like, for the goofs. Figure I'll keep it for a week so that I can show up to a family event with it. This is how it starts. This is how it happens.
It's SO GOOD! Well done 🎉
I'm sure many of the users of this site could get a signed check for $50,000 and they'd still find a reason to doompost about it -Oh what, now I've got to go to a bank?! Gee, thanks. -This money is evil because all money is blood money in Capitalist America. -Only $50k? Just spit on me next time.
I would also enjoy seeing it end like the last attempt to reboot that same cinematic universe - with a half-finished trailer for a new installation being uploaded to YouTube, complete with a raw audio track and placeholder screams.
For some reason, for a fraction of a second, I interpreted 'AI clown operation' as some tech bro doing futuristic digital circus stuff and I won't lie...I was equally terrified and intrigued. "Our modern circus has replaced creepy clowns and chained animals with AI clowns and blockchains."
Ari Aster teaming up with Robert Eggers
Tired: "How long have you been trying?" Inspired: *censored for filth*