Weird take on “Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself.”

Do they eat hot chip and lie?

You first, Megan.

Is that the one where Nicholas Cage tells us about the AK-47?

Any good bars?

I see Adams made an enemy of the Skaven. Rookie mistake.

Maintenance.

Right up there with the Nin-Toaster.

Back in those days, $500,000 was enough to hire the President as your own personal ass-wiper.