i put it together for the bit; did not think about it one second before or one second after lol. i think i was eating skittles with wet nails at the time. seemed like the kind of thing a cis guy would say to me about why t4t straight couples were somehow still not doing it right?
let her mope!
yeah, but it’s H(f)4W(m) not H(m)4W(f) so it’s gross straight not hot straight. get it? clear enough? good.
it’ll be a problem that we don’t own the house in any legal sense, but if there’s one thing i’ve learned the past few years it’s to crime so big that i can’t be punished, so we’ll deal with that “ownership” mess later.
erin, i swear to god i will reverse mortgage the house to fund this if you come up with specs.
but mainly i just hung out close enough to stick my arm under the bed and be like, “you can put your head on my palm if you want to. i’m here.” which i think helped us both? 🖤💙
when she really felt terrible, i managed to get alexandra really excited by the runoff from tuna packs—which seemed like a best of both worlds for a few extra calories & liquid. and she’d sometimes be so happy about it that she’d forget she wasn’t into solids and she’d have at a little wet food.
look, i’m not saying they made a mistake.
lmao this somehow cost me enough followers to change the little number near my bio. or maybe it was my “mary todd lincoln‘s girlcock” skeet. the fact that i’m asking may mean it’s time for bed.