Going to see Fellowship of the Ring with my wife and hearing half the theater audience who somehow didn’t know it was going to be a trilogy shout “WHAT?!” in unison as the end credits rolled

I just need the new Cure album. Everything will be ok then

Band name recommendation: The Tired, Anxiety-Ridden Lumps of Meat

If I was the type of person who still went to a movie theater more than once every 5 years, and not the tired, anxiety-ridden lump of meat that I’ve become, I would definitely go see Megalopolis.

Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, not a selfie

Try not to soil yourself n excitement but: It’s laundry day.

I’m so insanely tired lol

I’m kind of at the stage of my life where o support the idea of putting garlic aioli on everything

Holy shit Iron Meat is amazing

“they’re called skeets”