a few times a month, either me or my husband will bring home a Weird Item so we can try it together and decide if it's good. last week it was oreo coca-cola and this time it was pumpkin milk. being married is the best thing that's ever happened to me

All robots are 8/10 designs at best until you give a robot a little scarf and then the design is 11/10

a pixel art of a man in a santa hat holding a sword

Alt: Proto Man, from Mega Man, with his little ascot blowing in the digital breeze. He looks cooler than he ought to be

Sex would be a fantastic distraction right now. Too bad I have nobody worth fucking

Perfect. 😂

Lol, good one

Forgot I got boosted today, and was confused by the back ache.

Please stop referring to things as "Orwellian". Some of us haven't read his books yet and you're spoiling them