Kiddo, if you work hard and play your cards right, everyday can be a fried chicken and ice cream kind of day.

Wiping tears from my eyes: No, I won't do that

Like you’ve never had a hot tub incident with a coworker before.

Don’t bother looking because it was always an irq conflict.

$5? Good luck paying that for a Big Mac. Up here in NE, it's just as cheap or cheaper, with better food at a local diner or sandwich shop.

I’m hoping we’re at peak 2024 chaos but thinking the season just kicked off

Your scenario? It’s a horrible idea. Don’t do it kids.

Gonna be controversial and say this is not a bad idea in certain scenarios

Never merited discussion? God bless you my child. Porn is life for many, many people. It is deeply, deeply ingrained in so much online culture. Sorry if you’re being sarcastic. And, uh, not for me of course.

Would love to be surprised