I’ve been hit by cars multiple times and kicked in the face once before I ever saw it coming. Like 17 concussions, an open head wound, and a compound fracture. It’s safe to say I’m not a “threat assessment” weirdo

gotta say, between the "dudes are always thinking about the Roman Empire" and "dudes are always doing Terminator threat analysis when they enter a room" discourses, it's been a great couple weeks for feeling like a complete space alien on the internet

It’s his refusing to smile smile

Thank you! He loves to help others, I’ll make him smile in the next pic

app.memberhub.gives/runhawksrun2... Turtle’s school is fundraising new playground equipment. I realize this is annoying but kids deserve nice things. We appreciate any help, he’s always so proud of his little trinkets and is excited to be helping make his school better

I don’t know what a feed is

THE INVENTOR OF LIFE: imagine something that just gets progressively worse over time

I honestly just pick out the highlights, there’s never enough room for everything

“Work”? Aren’t you dying?

i went with 5 because you seem very disarming most of the time but every now and then there's blood everywhere for unclear reasons