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Tyler King
@tylerking.bsky.social
General malcontent. Ghostwriter. Author: THE DEBT, RIOT STREET (Hachette) Agent: Kimberly Brower, Brower Literary tyleraking.com She/her 🇨🇴
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I dunno but it was disgusting

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To that point, I went to Kat Kora’s restaurant at Downtown Disney years ago and ordered the lasagna. It was COVERED in a thick layer of cinnamon for some fucking reason. Worst thing I’ve ever tasted. I was seething at that meal for hours.

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“After allegedly making the threats, Braddock fled the country and was later found to be residing in the Philippines, according to the DOJ. He was then deported to the U.S. and made his first court appearance Thursday in Los Angeles, per the DOJ news release.”

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I'll never forget the staff meeting where the senior engineer, who always knitted during meetings, said at the ending, "Well, I got an inch of sock out of that; I don't know what the rest of you got." She went on to become a professional sock designer and wrote a book on reading charts.

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I didn’t even know there was such a thing as different kinds of cinnamon?!

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Enough cinnamon sugar makes anything taste good.

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I know it was the funniest thing.

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Which leads me to my pitch for a cooking competition show where Eastern judges are fed increasingly niche Western dishes until they tap out.

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I sometimes wish I could have kept my uterus, like pickled in a jar, so I could dole out pieces to politicians banning abortion, like cursed tokens that beckon a demon that eats marked men.

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The guys investing in SpaceX and OpenAI are betting on the idea of the EVERYTHING Company. Total control of space. Total control of all software that in turn powers all hardware.

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Tyler King
@tylerking.bsky.social
General malcontent. Ghostwriter. Author: THE DEBT, RIOT STREET (Hachette) Agent: Kimberly Brower, Brower Literary tyleraking.com She/her 🇨🇴
2.7k followers1.1k following4k posts