I'll let you guys figure out what part of my body made this sizable dent~ (reality check: it actually hurt a little... guess i'm not big enough LOL)

Getting too big for my own home! and i'm still getting more followers! JEEEEZE I REALLY DIDNT THINK THIS THROUGH >..> <..<;;;;; Here's what my last attempt of squeezing my shoulders through a doorway did now i'm stuck in the garage...

shit... that's genius

Yeah but not too much > ..> I need a home to live in... which i might not have soon if i keep getting bigger D:

i hope not, I haven't finished paying the mortgage D:

God damn, torn between masturbating from the sensation of my body bulking up even bigger and panicking about what room i should choose to get stuck in can't fit through doorways without breaking frames now! What room should i choose, cause i don't think i'll stop getting followers > ..>

Nuuuu I don't think this wish through, I'm gonna destroy my house if I get any bigger D:

Thanks, but I don't think I thought this through since I'm getting stuck in my doorways now...

It's not funny @ ..@ It's embarrassing swinging my... Uh huge noodle around in public before I can process what's happening to me > ..<

Well I mean you guys control it here with my follower count.