Calm yourself.
Well they can suck it! Whiny bitches.
He understands that we all want to be held. And when we cannot be held by hands? We will be held by The SKULL SUIT, a sneaking suit that HARDENS after encountering CONCUSSIVE FORCE, causing it to APPLY PRESSURE TO THE WOUND.
Honestly so tired of this "Conservatives feel threatened, unwelcome, and unheard" narrative. OH NO, ARE YOU BEING MADE TO FEEL THE WAY YOU'VE MADE EVERYONE ELSE FEEL FOR CENTURIES????
Counterpoint: cops are not first responders any more, they’re bodyguards for the wealthy and their interests.
I love how the first line of the page six thing is that RFK Jr had to pull every trick he knows to seduce a woman when I imagine most of what he does is uncontrollably belch until someone hands the woman a small postcard saying he’s a member of the Kennedy family
Saw this pass by on Twitter and saw it mentioned on TikTok. Apparently Publix and Harris Teeter opened their doors on an honor system, but Walmart and Ingles called in cops to ensure inventory would just rot. Ingles even went private on Twitter.
We have returned to an older tradition of news dissemination. Gone is mass media; we are squarely back to travelling merchants roaming into town telling tales of distant lands, letting those who monger for gossip know that the Doge of Baluchistan has converted to protestantism for reasons unknown
i love that i only know i can order more free covid tests when someone i follow on social media is like "heads up! go to the usps website today!" a robust public health infrastructure modelled on "McRib Is Back"