Out here playing analog solitaire, waiting for the ends of my mustache to curl.
Publishers are always very considerate when they come out with fancy versions of books you already own... and price them in a way where you definitely can't justify to yourself buying them anyway.
Inside of you are two wolves... and if you can persuade them to act as your congregation while they're in there, you too could pay no taxes.
Even though the very joke in the strip is that you have to use almost universally recognized stories for this concept to work, I'm still always a little disappointed when it falls flat.
Only you can write your story, so I'm pleased to share with you, my new short story: IBS on the ISS
I was walking my kids through my most recent Meat and Jeff comic strips and they actually read better than thought they might. Whew.