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Dallas Swoager
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Currently working on comic Meat and Jeff, an odd couple comic strip where one dude dies, but just keeps on going as both a ghost and a zombie. ko-fi.com/untenablewhale
202 followers295 following2.4k posts
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Out here playing analog solitaire, waiting for the ends of my mustache to curl.

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Publishers are always very considerate when they come out with fancy versions of books you already own... and price them in a way where you definitely can't justify to yourself buying them anyway.

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What's the Story?

First panel: A beagle is wearing round dark sunglasses with his face painted as a skull.
Second panel: Zoom out to see that he is also wearing a black cloak and a sword at his waist.
Third panel: He is on the bridge of the Enterprise NX-01 followed by two dog skeletons with Archer looking on and saying, "I give up, I have no idea what you've been reading these days."
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Inside of you are two wolves... and if you can persuade them to act as your congregation while they're in there, you too could pay no taxes.

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Even though the very joke in the strip is that you have to use almost universally recognized stories for this concept to work, I'm still always a little disappointed when it falls flat.

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What's the Story?

First panel: A beagle is wearing round dark sunglasses with his face painted as a skull.
Second panel: Zoom out to see that he is also wearing a black cloak and a sword at his waist.
Third panel: He is on the bridge of the Enterprise NX-01 followed by two dog skeletons with Archer looking on and saying, "I give up, I have no idea what you've been reading these days."
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Only you can write your story, so I'm pleased to share with you, my new short story: IBS on the ISS

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I was walking my kids through my most recent Meat and Jeff comic strips and they actually read better than thought they might. Whew.

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Harrowhark

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Dallas Swoager
@untenablewhale.bsky.social
Currently working on comic Meat and Jeff, an odd couple comic strip where one dude dies, but just keeps on going as both a ghost and a zombie. ko-fi.com/untenablewhale
202 followers295 following2.4k posts