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Valdistine's Monster ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฆ‡
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Busy kama'ฤina๐Ÿค™๐Ÿผ working in the Midwest and planning his escape. A little bird told you my husband is a wolf! And to brush your teeth. Your emoji pupu platter: ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿน๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿš๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒ‹๐Ÿฉด๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿพ๐ŸŒŠ
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The worst part is seeing worthwhile local organizations and resources remain even as followers leave. Wish they'd come here, at least as a backup, for when they get tired of clinging to churning wreckage. That ship isn't going to un-sink itself

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*Sailing past strip mall with Odysseus* ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ฅ We have LOTUS! OIL EDIBLES GUMMIES VAPES! Lotus 8 Lotus 9! Best prices - Free samples! NEW Lotus 4 Pets! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿšจ

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That's fair. *sits with you* I don't have the mettle for real politics, but that won't drive me out of the tent

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Look, it's a Big Tentยฎโ„ข party, see? They have room for all! *goes inside and sits between Dick Cheney and Eric Adams* Oh boy, I am extremely uncomfortable right now

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If you say "X" instead of "the other place," naked Elon Musk will congeal out of the ether like Voldemort and start licking your furniture* *Offer not valid in Brazil

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The only 'my pillow' guy that's ever mattered #Husky

A picture of Kanoa the Siberian Husky luxuriating atop fluffy pillows
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I renounce thee, #MooDeng. Verily! Thrice! I renounce thee, O glistening beast who resembles a robust spinach turd to a degree most uncomfortable

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Look how young you are! You're like the mustache bulldozer kid in Shake Hands with Danger!

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Today was Day 1 of volunteering to rehabilitate the cool hidden atrium #garden#school@redwolf.bsky.social#library, my favorite place when I was but a lad. Let's get dirt under our fingernails and see what we can accomplish! ๐ŸŒฑ

Picture of a hidden atrium garden outside an elementary school library. The plants are thin and sad after a year without a caretaker.
Picture of a hidden atrium garden outside an elementary school library. The plants are thin and sad after a year without a caretaker.
Picture of a hidden atrium garden outside an elementary school library. The plants are thin and sad after a year without a caretaker.
Picture of a koi pond in hidden atrium garden outside an elementary school library. The plants are thin and sad after a year without a caretaker.
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Valdistine's Monster ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฆ‡
@val808.bsky.social
Busy kama'ฤina๐Ÿค™๐Ÿผ working in the Midwest and planning his escape. A little bird told you my husband is a wolf! And to brush your teeth. Your emoji pupu platter: ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿน๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿš๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒ‹๐Ÿฉด๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿพ๐ŸŒŠ
53 followers28 following423 posts