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Valdistine's Monster ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฆ‡
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Busy kama'ฤina๐Ÿค™๐Ÿผ working in the Midwest and planning his escape. A little bird told you my husband is a wolf! And to brush your teeth. Your emoji pupu platter: ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿน๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿš๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒ‹๐Ÿฉด๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿพ๐ŸŒŠ
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HAhollyanderson.bsky.social

This place has its upsides but the biggest downside is its 10,000 hall monitors in search of a hall

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This needs to be framed and placed where those 10K folks see it repeatedly

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Those folks need to be locked inside Thunderdome with the undecided voters and forced to agree on pizza toppings

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"Part of me wants to have a nice mug of tea. The other part wants to shove a brick sideways up my own a$$. I just don't know. I just don't know!"

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I had to spray my discover feed for joyless bearded pontificators again. They really seem to proliferate here, especially if we haven't had some rain in a while

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I too voted by mail today and appreciate the bonus fact. I also mailed in my Menards 11% rebate and my spouse's ballot for added victory points

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Ppepaminto.bsky.social

Inktober Day 8. Hike

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Happy Bay ๐Ÿ“ธ

A small Caribbean Bay with layers of sargassum washed on the sand. Ragged coconut palm frond trees. The sky and sea is blue.
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VMval808.bsky.social

Recovering from Reply Guy syndrome is hard but I am trying

Cartoon meme of the guy in the yellow sweater clutching his right hand as it throbs with pain. Probably masturbated too much
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Recipe sites will show you anything besides an actual recipe unless you're willing to scroll through a wheelbarrow of garbage to find the magic "jump to recipe" button. It's the worst cellphone game ever

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Valdistine's Monster ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฆ‡
@val808.bsky.social
Busy kama'ฤina๐Ÿค™๐Ÿผ working in the Midwest and planning his escape. A little bird told you my husband is a wolf! And to brush your teeth. Your emoji pupu platter: ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿน๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿš๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒ‹๐Ÿฉด๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿพ๐ŸŒŠ
53 followers28 following421 posts