me: *haven't played guitar in 3 years* also me: "maybe i should buy a new guitar"

so are we ever gonna have videos on hell-app-2.0 ?

oh: “ah yes, another random tile from the cncf wall of horrors”

i unironically enjoy this

which one

biggest evidence that time is not linear is that every time i need to pee my roommate has just started showering

i know. grew up undercover just like that, too. they never suspected a thing

yknow what imma try that

OUCH

normal transfems: how do you make-up etc. me: how the hell do you sleep with long hair going all over your face every time your turn around 😖😖