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Jjordanjamboree.bsky.socialSep 27, 2024 6:13pm

Sure yeah, why not

I got my new Pixel Buds today! ☺️ I had the previous Pro buds for a few minutes before I returned them. I couldn't handle them in my ears without a stabilizer. This one isn't as good as on the A-Series but it still helps a lot and the noise cancellation is great! I only wish they were more pink 😅

Clearly there was not enough room for the other bird

Ccara.citySep 21, 2024 8:31pm

NEAR / FAR / WHEREEEEVERRR YOU AREEEE

I'm a bit out of practice on my hollandaise sauce 😅 but I made some salmon and crab eggs benedict for breakfast ☺️☺️ #food#eggs

I saw this out in the wild today and I reeeeally wanted to honk because omg that movie was such a bisexual awakening 🥵 but also I didn't want them to think I was being rude and then they shoot me or something because this is America 🤷‍♀️ #TheMummy

I guess I was a bit late to the party 😅 #816,466

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I am NOT KIDDING: the Cybertruck hit a FIRE HYDRANT and the WATER caused it to CATCH FIRE. Also, this whole story is maximally Texan. www.valleycentral.com/news/local-n...

“dude” is not a gender-neutral word, even if that’s how you *use* it and if you don’t believe me go ask any cishet guy how many dudes he’s slept with

Tonight I introduced my kids to Charlie the Unicorn so now they know where a lot of the weird shit my wife and I say comes from 😅

three unicorns are standing next to each other with the words shun the non-believer shun

Alt: A clip from the Charlie the Unicorn animations where they're saying "shun the non-believer" to Charlie