My very Christian little sister is giving full “hey mama” energy in her last IG post and I’m very confused

I want a subscription services where they just send you fun weird containers. Jars, urns, crates…

This goes so hard

Congratulations! I hope it went well

That’s like a 90 which means I get an A- in skeeting

Unpopular trans take: I like having my legal name in my back pocket. It feels like having a government-issued secret identity with extra stealth perks.

How delightful to be named by the community you are a part of, not the one who rejected you

There are little squashes on my summer squash plants

Every time I attend a corporate workshop I have hope that it will be engaging and useful. Every time I am crushingly disappointed.

#ElonIsCreepy is trending on Twitter