"My wife had an abortion and I will tell you it's wrong but not her". Wow.

Tim is killing it right now.

Vance can't resist stepping in his own poop too, which helps.

Walz is referencing an ad played during the pre-show. Dude is PREPPED.

HE DID IT AGAIN WHAT A MORON

JV: "Lemme talk about what I said about Springfield." LOLOLOL

Damn Gov. Walz is good at personal connections.

JV's answer on family separation is the PERFECT example of "if you're explaining you're losing."

So JV is a nuclear booster now? "Our top export shouldn't be topsoil" NOICE.

"This is not a false choice"

a man with glasses and a mustache is saying finally yes .

ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is saying finally yes .