(i'm laughing my ass off at my own dumb post. please tell me if you still don't get it)

idk i just keep hearing these so called "rats" talking about this mystery person all the time Ellie A. Zer.. Ellie aye sir? hmmmmm,,,,

okay i'll bite who is Ellie A. Zeryud Cow-Ski?

can i say fuck on here

i hope you do too. your power is undeniable

when i was a kid i made an electrolysis device with water, a battery, and a couple pencils and i filled up a bottle with hydrogen and set it on fire. the pop was surprisingly loud. after that i just liked having some hydrogen around. i had forgotten about this until now, my parents still don't know

ohh nice hope you had a fun time

sbg before i forget i briefly met shaggy at vibecamp and we talked about how funny you are and how when i was on here more i would look forward to seeing your posts! hope you are well 🫡

this was the spoopiest part

who the fuck are all these people in "TPOT Cluster Feed"