man I sure do love playing “which smoke detector is fucking off” at 7am before I’ve finished my coffee. And since I’m deaf this is a far bigger crisis for everyone else in the house. Baaaaaaaah

Lolol

ever hopeful

me: aw how nice they have parking spaces for door dash & Uber eats & oh…wrong kind of delivery

Chappell Roan makes love songs unapologetically about women and donates tons to LGBTQ causes and anti-genocide causes… what else should this young lesbian pop star be doing ?????

every time you say you’re an elder Millenial I think you’re bsing bc you look 28. That said, 42 here & it’s fine 😎

my sis is in Mesa 🫠

so sleepy

good morning

some days it’s just so tasty