On behalf of husbands everywhere, thank you sir 🫡
I've designed a phone without all the annoying apps and features. There's just one big button you smash that says WIFE and it calls your wife. If you don't have a wife then you practice with it for when you do
i hope this email doesn't find you. i hope email never finds you again and you are free
I have at least one friend who really benefitted from ketamine so I don’t want to knock it, but boy, this really has to give one pause when it comes to long-term medicinal usage.
As we know, people of color can’t write.
Regardless of your opinions on their politics, ideologies, military activities, or even democratic legitimacy, the one unambiguously good thing they are *supposed* to be doing is fulfilling the administrative role of the state in the places where their constituency live.
The most aggravating thing about the “human shields” line propagated by Israel is that Hamas and Hezbollah are not just renegade terrorist groups, they are the elected civil government in Gaza and Lebanon. Integrating with the civilian population and providing civil services is their job.
[evenly paced beeping; a truckload of suffragette colored hearts upends in my mentions along with a strange number of combative posts containing words that have an additional ‘u’]
The earliest movie memory I can think of was watching Disney’s Fantasia with my family (likely not for the first time, that was one of my and my brother’s earliest favorites) and my dad, who was quite bored, says at one point “Not exactly an Academy Award winner” and my mom scolded him lol.