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Travis (⛔ Do Not Perceive)
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plant dad. dog dad. i read books. houston. idek what i'm doing. he/him 🏳️‍🌈
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can you imagine the volume of destroyed tests about to happen. i remember when Abbott destroyed their entire stockpile of BinaxNOW tests between waves early on to keep prices artificially high

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i have but i have to finish it first and i’m microdosing it since i don’t want it to be over lol.

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Please accept this dune 2 meme from my offline co-host

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The sound I just made!! I’m at work I can’t laugh like this during meetings 😅

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A list of lyrics if all lyrics were as profound as “I got soul, but I'm not a soldier” by The Killers...   5. I got hips, but I’m not a hipster 4. I got plums, but I’m not a plumber 3. I got toes, but I’m not a toaster 2. I got badge, but I’m not a badger 1. I got meow, but I'm not a homeowner

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just cleared a clogged drain with a hydrogen peroxide soak and now i’m basically that ron swanson at the home improvement store “I know more than you” meme 💪 didn’t even need to get a barbed drain cleaner thing the plumbing gods must be pleased with me 🥹

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v relatable lol. it’s about then that I look at the pile of dishes, the vacuum in the corner, and the heaping laundry baskets and turn my cap backwards and ride that wave as far as it will go 😅

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Golden ratio bb

Mandu, a goldendoodle, curled up looking cute
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I reckon we're due for a TEXANS OF SKEETER check-in and thus i make the yee-haw call TEXANS OF SKEETER, REPORT!I reckon we're due for a TEXANS OF SKEETER check-in and thus i make the yee-haw call TEXANS OF SKEETER, REPORT!

a screenshot of a getty stock photo of a white man in a black suit and tie wearing a black cowboy hat while riding astride a giant computer mouse like it's a bucking bronco
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Travis (⛔ Do Not Perceive)
@whatatravisty.bsky.social
plant dad. dog dad. i read books. houston. idek what i'm doing. he/him 🏳️‍🌈
45 followers325 following71 posts