I watch porno bc it’s the only way I can see a woman smile

They should make wood that gives you silvers

Thank you so much for this

Long Ass Syndrome

They seem pretty unperturbed in that photo considering someone is about to send a bird of prey after them

what if I start a company for manufacturing orcs?

For Sale: Adult Shoes. Never worn.

Daaa Bord daaa Spectacle

Yeah but shit is gold for guys that love to eat shit

I was forced to sit out the first two games of my junior soccer season after my friend and I were caught drinking my parents’ Goldschlager