I'll eat more superfoods as soon as they reclassify cheeseburgers.

Her: This is why we can't have nice things *points to every decision I've ever made*

Please stop referring to things as "Orwellian". Some of us haven't read his books yet and you're spoiling them

You hungry devil 😝

I'd love to be a skeleton in your cupboard.

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Close enough 😝

If RIP is rest in peace, can we use BIH for Burn In Hell?

I never burglared anyone. You must have misheard.