*chugs terrible cocktail*

I refuse to feel hope I refuse to feel hope I refuse to feel hope

Robots should not take anyone’s jobs except for umpires, whose jobs can all go to WALL-E

I absented myself to make a fancy cocktail and it tastes very bad but since I took my first sip they got three batters in a row and didn’t let them score so brb I’m filling a water bottle

Ok maybe not

This is somehow the most sure I’ve been all game that we are going to win

This is going to be one hell of a comeback.

Welp.

WHY is he still PITCHING

Nailed it