When I was 7, we went to Disney World & wanted to ride Tower of Terror. When we got on and settled in, we realized I was too small for the restraint system. Undeterred, Disney *LET MY PARENTS HOLD ME DOWN WITH JUST THEIR ARMS* I survived (obviously), but went airbourne several times. 😂 Proof:

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,392!

ugh.

The more I think about it, the more frustrated I get with the lack of love the AirPods Max got at the iPhone 16 event. 🙁🎧 #Apple#AirPodsMax

EXCELLENT LIST 😉 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Everyone gets this Monday!!

lol

You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are

I, yet again, yearn for #iMessage to gain rich text.

Don’t mess with my good boy.