Wet hot tires

If they didn't want you to drink from the hose why did they make it smell good

Spent half the day in the hammock with the Phillies on the radio. I'm 62.

new Daniel Garcia shirt 💃 🤼

How it feels opening the refrigerator on a hot day

thinking about the TikTok trend where girls were asking their bfs to name a woman, like any woman, just to see who comes to mind first and when I asked Patrick he said Cori Bush without missing a beat lmao unproblematic sweetie

Some folks 🤼‍♂️🤼‍♀️

Me and @xantar.bsky.social got to meet Mustafa Ali!!! He's soooo nice!! 🤼

You wouldn't drink 12 cans of Arizona iced tea in one sitting. It's an unreasonable thing to do. You add the word "hard" to the product and, well, now it's a different situation.

They lost 😭