Broke my tooth. That's how my day is going.

I added new photos to Instagram, but all the bots keep liking the same old one.

Now watching

I had to update my entire Android operating system for this to show up Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #191,966!

It's totally justified, but them's the line breaks. Something something kerning.

A perfect album that came out when I was 21.

#ThingsIJustSawOnline

New t-shirt

Tried to get here late, but 40 minutes after the start time and it hasn't even begun yet.

Have you tried the much more sophisticated username "Urine?"