Pff, maybe LATER ya schmooser

Having the LGBT+ version of dude bros calling everyone Bro, even women but in reverse where I see a recently transitioned guy and think "Who IS SHEEE!!!" in a supportive gay way but thinking "aww shite, I might be MISGENDERING EM!" by doing stuff like that. I'm just gay, not an asshole I SWEAR 😭

BRO I NEED THAT!!!

The HORROR!!!

I am, LOOKIN RESPECTFULLY 👁️👁️

HUGE ONES!!!

pov you're malewife about to perform a wife duty

On a side note, I'm so proud of myself for posting/using bsky more. I don't tend to tweet/post in general but I'm glad I'm doing it more and more on here! 🐮✨

Call me a lumberjack cuz the woods are calling for me, also I think ya look GREAT!!!

Earlier this year my brother auto-added me on telegram when they got the app and nearly gave me a heart attack, and if I panic read all I know about telegram contact sync, I'm basically doomed as long as someone gets the app one day