Down The Toilet: Here's Why The Biggest Threat To Xi's Propaganda Drive Amongst Exhausted Chinese Youth Might Be "Skibidi"
Hitler trying to choose his successor looking at all his assembled thugs and looking again and frowning and pointing to the king size drug addict wearing a solid gold Luftwaffe uniform
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XI: <in general, china has produced many excellent digital entertainment products. For instance, there is Genshin Impact> TRUMP: thats right. And we have Shadow Warrior (1997) I believe. They put a Chinese in it. he's got a ninja sword, isn't that nice? Xi: <that is nice>
War rages, from 1914 to whenever. Idiot bastard subhumans fight over nothing. All life is blood and metal. Hail the Saint of the Creeping Barrage! In this neverending apocalypse, a fucked-up nurse and a fucked-up soldier find one another. lateralthinkingtechnology.wordpress.com/2024/08/08/t...
I tried as hard as I could to save them. You understand, that was the urge they’d given me – they had filled me with the right kind of chemicals and given me the meat to match, and told me to go out a...
the samurai were abolished because no one could figure out how to go to the dang bathroom in all that stuff
What is our problem with Xi Jinping? Why are some people doing historical revisionism over the Holy Roman Empire? Whats a 'burgher'? What's Joseph II of Austria got to do with it? the answer to all of these is simple - the Patchwork. lets go! lateralthinkingtechnology.wordpress.com/2024/06/19/t...
What was so great, exactly, about China before Xi Jinping? We live in an era of widespread political nostalgia, from misplaced American or British fantasies about the civilised, sensible pre-Trump or ...
THE FUTURE: the Eurasian Federation invades a declining United States. Eurasia's walker brigades lead the way, cyborgs and outcasts, mad for battle and desperate for citizenship: I CAN'T HOLD YOU WITH THESE MONSTROUS HANDS PT. 1 lateralthinkingtechnology.wordpress.com/2024/09/05/i...
“Ah! I remember the spring after the first year of the war, when the Eurasians had settled down to rest and rearm after the dreadful battles around Beaver Creek, and the snow upon which they and the A...
