Exactly. People hate when you sometimes have to go back to de-ice the wings. I'm like "do not skimp on that!"

For a good year Letterman refused to make OJ jokes for this very reason. It was at that point that Leno overtook Letterman in the ratings and never really relinquished it.

My Dad was 85 and took my wife and I to dinner. The restaurant featured a lot of craft beers which led to this exchange. Server: We have an extensive selection of beers Dad: Do you have Coors Light? S: I'm sorry sir, no. D: Well your list isn't very extensive now is it?

Weird thing about social media. Totally felt the rumble and thought it was a heavy truck being used to clear trees from this week's storm. Then you read in real time that it's an earthquake. Would have totally forgotten about it otherwise.

Can still remember Kareem: Bring out your dead!

Kudos for including God's Will, which I consider akin to Christmas Shoes as so sad it becomes funny.

Bad Day by Daniel Powter. I hate the person I become when I hear that song.

Very weird. Never understood it. And I had cats for 16 years and dogs for 13. Both are wonderful creatures, just very different.

Whole thing ultimately taken out by chili default swaps.

I always felt like Henry Fonda could have given the First Lady a small heads up "Hey, can't get into specifics but it would be a good idea to get out of New York right now".