misread this as scones at first and was v. confused for a minute
I went to see Hamlet at a fancy theatre and right after Marcellus proclaimed, “Something is rotten in the state of Denmark,” someone in the audience let out a perfectly-timed fart and tbh I think Shakespeare would have laughed
after all, when you’re already in a hole; why not keep digging
in stadium full of people cursing out a billionaire, on a great night for a baseball game if there ever was one. good stuff y’all
if you get left behind, you aren’t online enough for it to have worked out anyway
oh, this is why kaczynski jokes are showing up (I also assumed people were having a normal day here and didn’t think twice about it)
hang on, is this a 35-year-long brunch with a check no one wants to close out, or the latest in a series of increasingly frantic brunches where people try to solidify plans before time runs out
and four strikeouts away from a sombrero!