Please tell me why at 3 AM I am wide awake, but as soon as my alarm goes off, I’m out like a light.

It’s rough being a liberal in a conservative area. 😢

In the locker room, having a conversation. Second participant of the conversation gets FULL ON naked. Now where do I look? If I look at her, it’s weird. If I look away from her, it’s weird. Just trying to not be weird.

I’d consider the cat feet. But I’m a bit broke, so they would have to be free. 🐈‍⬛