nobody shot trump, his ear just did that
trump is going to say he’s still alive because god wills it so and everyone will vote for him again
french toast is like if a pancake was a slice of bread
start an alcoholism journal; challenge yourself to a bottle a day of whatever you have in your stash and diarise the events that ensue
they said "drinking alone is bad for you" but how can it be bad when im having such a great time with my best friend, the bottle? cheers to another night of laughs and poorly thought out decisions
playing a game of survival by rent sharing with roommates. the prize is not being homeless and the contestants are people who leave dishes in the sink for weeks
have you considered that it may not be perimenopause and that you could, in fact, be carrying the son of our lord?
not very far at all, i was browsing portable solar panels people use for camping and a lot of people in the reviews said they use them to power their apartments and aren’t seeing the point in paying rent and utilities anymore
in a few days, elon musk is going to announce that space x is working on a ship that can fly people to the eye of cthulhu planet