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Periodically, I like to reread my favorite Scottish poem: Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence.

Batman's aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye
I know yer ma and da died
But everybody's ma and da dies
And we're no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws."
And that was when Batman went
"Aye, but do you ever FEEL like it?
Do you ever look at the world and FEEL like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor that turns intae a tank?
And leather fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin' the fuckin SHITE oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at:
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin
and everybody else.
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@ifbookspod.bsky.social I'm jonesing for a new full episode!

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Adobe just shoved it into Acrobat. Acrobat was already slow and now it's ridiculous. They could have fixed all the decades old accessibility bugs, but no...AI, for what?

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What?

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@zonkeroo.bsky.social
Childless Cat Lady
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