Since their stans haven't overrun this platform yet can I just say I think the wheels on the bus need to learn a new fucking trick
Dagwood did not need to eat sandwiches that big to be happy. He needed to accept Jesus Christ into his heart. Oh well
For the last goddamn time, the ceremonial knives go in the ceremonial dishwasher
There's an entire well-funded, in-broad-daylight industry devoted to harassing and stalking and ruining the careers of college professors and most of our media just look and go "no there's not"
I've designed a phone without all the annoying apps and features. There's just one big button you smash that says WIFE and it calls your wife. If you don't have a wife then you practice with it for when you do
The "larger regional war" can only ever be approached asymptotically in Western media. Israel just iced one of the most important political leaders in Lebanon in massive carpet bombing. The US is regularly bombing Yemen. Missiles are coming at Israel from 3 directions. We're in the fucking war.
BREAKING NEWS: The militant group confirmed the death of its longtime leader Hassan Nasrallah in Beirut. The development marks a significant escalation many fear is inching towards a larger regional war.
The militant group confirmed the death of its longtime leader Hassan Nasrallah in Beirut. The development marks a significant escalation many fear is inching towards a larger regional war.
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every day i pilot my research submarine down through the ocean and shoot 1,000 bullets into aquatic animals
i remember when i first posted this and someone accused me of making a Cask of Amontillado joke because it was a broadly known story from high school english that people would recognize and i was like... Yes??? Typically one makes jokes with the understanding there is an "audience" who "gets" them??
