DON’T SWAP ALMOND MILK INTO YOUR COFFEE WHERE’S THERE’S USUALLY OAT MILK!

Tonight

An independent contractor is just someone who gets smaller all on their own

for no particular reason, a bonus QOTD from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

there should be a website where you can search the World Wide Web

I would like to formally thank Altium for crashing at 4:59pm today. Saved me from myself

Forgot my earbuds for work today. Guess I’ll die then

Obviously not a search engine but I’m so glad Wikipedia has remained as high quality as ever through this tech nightmare

Food so good I ate it standing over the counter

Get to writing, boy