Nooooooo "Bad News For QLD Labor As Poll Numbers Suggest LNP Might Get A Brief Run Like Campbell Did 9 Years Ago" #BetootaAdvocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In fairly unsurprising news, recent polling numbers have found that Queensland voters might be willing to give the other mob a turn. These concerning numbers for Labo...
"Koala Airlines To Compete With Duopoly By Offering Basic Respect To Staff, Customers" #BetootaAdvocate
More to come.
"New âFeed A Family Of Four For $10â Ad To Include A $2 Bag Of Rice, $3 Tomatoes And A Map Of Ibis Hotspots" #BetootaAdvocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As old clips from the 2017 âFeed A Family Of Four For $10â Coles ad explode on Tik Tok, the supermarket giant has been forced to hit back at critics who suggest itâ...
"Nation Misses The Days When This Could Get Built In 3 Months By Two Maltese Blokes With One Wheelbarrow" #BetootaAdvocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Like clockwork, the Real Estate Institute of Australia has issues a grave caution to the Albanese Government about the demonising of negative gearing. The powerful lo...
"Boomers Tell Albanese He Can Fuck Around With Negative Gearing And Find Out How Low They Will Go" #BetootaAdvocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The uniquely Australian voting demographic that has put self-interest at the centre of every single election since Gough Whitlam promised them free university, has to...
"Coles Update Marketing Slogan In Move To Appease ACCC Ahead Of Legal Action Over Price Gouging" #BetootaAdvocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One half of everyoneâs favourite duopoly have today hit back in the supermarket wars against the Australian Competition & Consumer Commission (ACCC). Coles AKA (the Re...
"QANTAS Now Leaning Into The Well-Deserved Reputation As A Low, Thieving, Putrid Dog" #BetootaAdvocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news you probably wonât be reading in Australiaâs newspapers, it seems our once must-trusted airline is committed to joining Woolworths and Coles as the most despi...
"Man Who Gave Shack On Kangaroo Island $523 Million Without Tender Unsurprisingly Still Yet To Produce Details On Nuclear" #BetootaAdvocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nationâs Opposition Leader is still keeping his cards close to his chest, when it comes to his grand plan for a nuclear powered country. Speaking to media yesterda...
"Nation Starting To Think Maybe Murdoch And Liberals Were Lying About Negative Gearing Being Good For Us" #BetootaAdvocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the housing crisis intensifies to the point where even the kids of the media and political class are starting to struggle, the nation is starting to come to the con...
"Government Reveals Plans To Rename Great Koala National Park To Below Average Largely De-Forested Koala National Park" #BetootaAdvocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The State government of NSW has today quietly updated one of its âsignature pieces of environmental policy.â Speaking to The Advocate in a hushed voice, the government...