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Bbrendelbored.bsky.social

From Beavis to Butthead: calming the chaos of your life with seven essential rules

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FSfcserpa.bsky.social

Wow. That has been a meme since the mid 90s on Beavis and Butthead before the concept of memes existed

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UPpullahoko.bsky.social

We're gonna be talkin' about the GAMEFREAK! (pfhhflgh) We're gonna be talkin' about TYPHLOSION! (kkghhk) Do you think that's FUNNY, BUTTHEAD?

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DTchaensaw.com

I’m hearing this in Mr. Anderson’s voice from Beavis and Butthead

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Wwing2j.bsky.social

I'm watching old episodes of Beavis & Butthead on a second monitor while I work. Turns out that the sense of humor I had when I was 15/16 is still buried somewhere in my more emotionally mature & evolved 48 year old self, because I'm laughing like a loon. Probably making my coworkers uncomfortable.

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ACallie-kitty.bsky.social

here it is, you've been warned

"If the party is ever in emergency need of a portal to somewhere, they may encounter a mad gnomish or goblin mage in once-fine yet now-tattered robes and a cowl that, upon closer inspection, is actually his collar pulled up over his head. He will approach the players and loudly announce, “I am the Great Cornholio! You need TP through my bungholes?” For 50gp a head he’ll open a bunghole (portal) to anywhere they need to go. Capital cities use established spellworks to facilitate portal transit, and thus there is no risk of arriving off-target. For any other destination, this functions as the 5th-level wizard spell Teleport with all the potential familiarity-based risks thereof.
Appraise/Diplomacy DC 20
Once every two days, for 5000gp a head he can upcast his bungholes, teleporting the party anywhere they want as the 7th-level wizard spell Greater Teleport without any inherent risk of arriving off-target.
Perception DC 42
As Cornholio casts his bunghole spell, you notice the hem of his robes flutter up for a split-second. This reveals two things: he’s not wearing pants, and his legs are made of stars."

TL;DR i started with a Beavis & Butthead joke-named mad mage who ports PCs to places they need to go, & then i made him secretly an amnesiac constellar
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Boctonoodle.bsky.social

Sounds like a Beavis and Butthead episode.

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Sstevie492632.bsky.social

Lemmy was and still is my hero. A very fuckin'cool dude and very intelligent. Beavis and Butthead now 🤣

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FIfit7.bsky.social

It's also entirely possible Quinn is there tooo but she doesn't know anything about generic makeups so I think it's fine

a cartoon animation quartet of teens, the principal teenage cast of MTV's popular Beavis and Butthead spinoff, Left to right the characters are Trent, Jane, the titular Daria, and her sister Quinn
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