You ever have insomnia so bad you start counting sheep, but then the sheep start counting you? Now I’m lying there, thinking, “Great, even the sheep are getting more sleep than I am!” #Insomnia#CantSleep#SleepDeprived#CountingSheep#LateNightThoughts
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Welcome to the best list of sleep puns and jokes that will have you snooze-laughing in no time! We all need a good night's rest, but why not add some humor
New promo piece for my agent's winter campaign. Theme was "bedtime" -- and this is where my mind drifted off to. #countingsheep#bedtime#socomfy#kidlitart#picturebook
A writer should never call one of his monologue jokes his favorite, but we all know it happens. I was thrilled last night when Danny selected my favorite from this week's batch to use on the show! #writing#TV#countingsheep