I lost a ton of respect for John Oliver when, in their first episode back from the writers’ strike, and while lauding the value of human writers, they did a bunch of shitty ai art stuff without batting an eyelash. It’d been a long time since I’d so viscerally felt the absence of a union.

I will say that waking up with beautifully curled doll eyelashes does feel very nice. Thanks for the self esteem boost, eyelash perm kit!

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WAT. This boggles me as much as the Clare Danes commercials for prescription eyelash stuff that started airing when I was in my 30's. "ARE YOU A WOMAN IN YOUR 30'S?!?! YOUR EYELASHES ARE WITHERING AWAY!!!" (my eyelashes are still here in my 50's, btw, I did not buy the stuff)

--when her parents kicked her out at 14 for being trans and she refused to go BACK to school once Jason quasi-adopted her because teachers are mandatory reporters and she'd just wind up getting brought back to her parents. "Okay," Jason says, without batting an eyelash, "homeschooling it is."

He looks like somebody gave a haunted marionette eyelash extensions, who are we trying to fool here

I think it would be genuinely very funny if Charles lost that grammy specifically for submitting with Billie in the desperate hopes that the eyelash touch will get her that statue.

i get it now

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Here's hoping it was just an eyelash!