Imagine forming an HOA just to encourage other people in your neighborhood to be as silly as you Yes, it is indeed mandatory to steal each other's garden gnomes. Don't do it? You're not allowed to our festivus party.

We've been calling that Festivus for the rest of us for years, only because the orange menace is still breathing. And thanksgivings will never be the same after the cancer he caused to all our families. But, By George...I will celebrate like a freakin' pilgrim if we could only have that fervent wish

a turkey wearing sunglasses is standing in front of a plate of food

ALT: a turkey wearing sunglasses is standing in front of a plate of food

A new myxozoan parasitizing Mesonauta festivus (Cichliformes: Cichlidae) from the lake region in the municipality of Tartarugalzinho, Eastern Amazon, Brazil https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/39383390/

Trump can get away with so much complaining because he's got a Festivus pole up his ass.

Festivus Turkey 😂😂

a woman is laughing with her hands in the air and the words `` happy festivus '' written on the bottom .

ALT: a woman is laughing with her hands in the air and the words `` happy festivus '' written on the bottom .

Thanksgiving Turkey (CDN) Remembrance Day Turkey Black Friday Turkey Thanksgiving Turkey (USA) Jive Turkey Kwanzaa Turkey Festivus Turkey Christmas Turkey So clearly you need at least 8. 9 so you can be safe, maybe 10 so you can have an emergency turkey on hand. 🤣😂💀 Did I miss any?!?

GJjuliemoonthego.bsky.socialOct 10, 2024 5:57pm

So, Sobeys Corp., how many turkeys do you think I need here at the Crone Zone? Who is going to need FIVE turkeys between 🇨🇦Thanksgiving and Christmas? Like, short of someone who has the funds to buy one or two for a shelter or food bank.

The man goes on like it’s Festivus every day.

Every Trump rally is like Festivus for gullible idiots.

A new myxozoan parasitizing Mesonauta festivus (Cichliformes: Cichlidae) from the lake region in the municipality of Tartarugalzinho, Eastern Amazon, Brazil https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/39383390/

PSST our jersey store is live again. Order by Oct 21st for delivery in time for Christmas/Hanukkah/Festivus. (Yes we know Primal's production times are not the best) Some new items on here too like a resort shirt button up and a cycling cap. via.primalcustom.com/collections/...