What now, De Santis? #FloridaMan
And now, another installment of the ever going American saga that is Tales of the #ResponsibleGunOwnerswww.kentucky.com/news/nation-...#Floriduh#FloridaMan#stupid
![One sheriff's office in the state, in Taylor county, asked residents who chose not to evacuate ahead of Helene to write their names, birthdays and other identifying information on their limbs in permanent marker. "So that you can be identified and [your] family notified," the agency wrote in what was grim advice ahead of the storm.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:75p2kc4i2hwzaj63qquzukxl/bafkreiaerao7wdyzwvkbawx3yx7rouq6dialjgzyc4tenu7kp363frmj7a@jpeg)
Gritty is distilled Philly Floridaman
The Floridaman urge to leave my house in the rain squalls and sustained 40mph gusts of this hurricane just to eat at my local Waffle House.
ALT: a man in a cowboy hat is holding a large american flag
I wish Men would stop being weird with animals.... https://www.yahoo.com/news/two-florida-men-arrested-catching-161824007.html#FloridaMan
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A Florida sheriff fed up with a spate of false school shooting threats is taking a new tactic to try get through to students and their parents: he’s posting the mugshot of any offender on social media
> ‘Unfathomable’: Florida first responder filmed himself sexually assaulting ‘clearly unconscious’ woman in ambulance, police say lawandcrime.com/crime/unfath...#crime#FloridaMan (c)
A Florida emergency worker was allegedly discovered sexually assaulting an unconscious woman in his care while on the job.