So it looks like they had a license for a book called Horrorscopes, but some suit thought tarot cards offered more monster potential and figured they could just mash them in as if they're the same thing, because who's going to know, horror movies are for stupid kids, etc.

Really Again GIF

Alt: One of your Supernatural boys sighing and staring into the camera, with text: "Really? Again with this"

But do please try to keep it 'pure' and not depend too much on 'cookbook astrology', because there is a lot of nonsense out there, especially in the horrorscopes papers like the media establishment. Horrorscopes are garbage, literally. Much can be illumed by reading the original myths.

Freddy Krueger's Birth Chart: Unveiling the Dream Demon's Secrets! 🔮 For more on Freddy and other horror favourites visit: horrorscopes.app/freddy-krueg...#FreddyKrueger#Astrology#HorrorScopes#BirthChart#NightmareOnElmStreet#DreamDemon#YouTubeShorts#AstrologicalAnalysis#HorrorIcons

The Whispers of the Twins Greetings, enigmatic Geminis! I, your astrological seer of unsettling truths, peer into the celestial kaleidoscope this June and find a reflection… doubled. Read the June Horrorscope for Gemini at: horrorscopes.app/whispers-of-...#darkzodiac#gemini#horrorscopes#horror

Whispers of the Twins (Gemini) - HORRORSCOPES

Uncover the eerie fate of Gemini this June with "Whispers of the Twins.' where playful twins whisper dark secrets.

Will the Ram’s Fury Break the Curse of the Crimson Crown? Greetings, courageous Aries! - I, your astrological herald of unsettling truths, peer into the celestial battlefield for you Read the June HorrorScope for Aries at: horrorscopes.app/aries-crimso...#aries#darkzodiac#horrorscopes#horror

Curse of the Crimson Crown (Aries) - HORRORSCOPES

Aries HorrorScope for June - Will the Ram's Fury Break the Curse of the Crimson Crown in the celestial battlefield?

My roommate and I have so much fun with your horrorscopes. I always make sure to check for them!

Might I direct your attention to the (nearly) weekly Horrorscopes from @sblackmoore.bsky.social Very funny stuff there.

ARIES - May HorrorScopes - find out what's in store for you in the full blogpost at horrorscopes.app/may-horrorsc...#Aries#Horrorscopes#darkzodiac#May

ASTRAL OMENS FOR GEMINI Read Your Dark Zodiac Omens and Discover What the Stars Foretell at horrorscopes.app/dark-zodiac-...#horrorscopes#astralomens#darkzodiac#gemini

APRIL’S DARK ZODIAC A Descent into Shadow Spring may be in the air, but for some of April’s Dark Zodiac signs, it ushers in a season of lurking shadows and cosmic unease. horrorscopes.app/aprils-dark-...