I ran out of Joe Biden jokes #itsjoever

I'll let you guys in on a little secret: Tim Walz is just me with my "old guy" mask off. I'm not really that old, see. Can I run again yet? #itsjoever

My doc says I've got the disc juice of a guy in his fifties, but Nancy still wouldn't let me run again! What a load of bull! --Joe #itsjoever

Yeah, this is why Barrack didn't endorse me. Ha! I'm killin' it on the blue skies, man. --Joe #itsjoever

Where are all the people who said Bernie wasn't too old? He didn't invite me to his birthday party in '56, 'cause he didn't want people to find out he still hung out with a middle schooler! But I'm the old guy now, huh? That's just not fair, man. #itsjoever

I practically invented Obamacare! #itsjoever

I have two black friends AND a gay friend. I'm the most progressive president ever! #itsjoever

I can't believe you guys chose a cop over me. What the hell, man? Kamala, I'm just kiddin' ya! Good luck out there, kiddo! --Joe #itsjoever

Siri, please file an age discrimination lawsuit against all the voters Kamala is winning over. Thanks, --Joe #itsjoever

Oh, is this why nobody's talking to me?! We need to get Putin off the internet, man. He's cyber attacking me again! #itsjoever