Girls don’t want boys, girls want Commander Meng Zhi of the Imperial Guard of Da Liang, specifically. #MengZhi#NirvanaInFire#LangYaBang#BOYFRIENDSHAPED

Vaguely sus strategist Mei Changsu is of course going to work around this! It's not a problem at all! His Highness Prince Jing is to be congratulated! Princess Mu is a diamond of the first water! A pearl the size of a pigeon's egg! He's not drinking vinegar, don't be foolish. 3/ #NiF#LangyaBang

Time to start that promised thread about #NirvanaInFire, also known as #LangyaBang ("The Langya List" - an in-universe ranking that tracks the world's greatest across categories like fighting, music, strategic skill, you name it. Many of those greats are here to shape the world.)