think I'm gonna start saying "newsflash buddy" as a part of my regular vocabulary
like newsflash minors r still signing up on here you nimwits they aren't miraculously gone, do at least the bare minimum AND TAG YOUR SHIT‼️ good god
@okappin.bsky.social@otomewaifu.bsky.social@m0xxy.bsky.social NEWSFLASH OKA IS HERE
im under an intense training regimen to try and get more white people phrases into my natural vocabulary; 10 reps of get a load of this guy bicep curls, 8 reps of "yellow?" phone answering lat pulls, and do newsflash buddy dumbbell front raises until failure
Newsflash: grown adults love blocking and expect it to work properly. Attention starved baby-men thrilled by new Musk program to make the women they stalk more available to them.
OMG, I just dodged another question from my hubby about where I was last night. I'm starting to think he thinks I'm one of those cute little wife-y types who never leaves the apartment. Newsflash, hon: I've got a life outside these walls, and it involves a certain someone who doesn't mind
Everyone acted so shocked and flabbergasted too when the dog thing was revealed in her book. People were calling her evil for "killing poor Cricket" Newsflash asshole, she was evil the whole time!! Native people, especially those of us in/from South Dakota tried to tell y'all for years.
Also, Smith wrote a Wall Street Journal article shaming people for condemning Woody Allen calling it a "crime" to have "cancelled" him. Newsflash asshole, he's still making movies without any issue.
NEWSFLASH: He’s lying. Confronted by a Republican voter about the Jan. 6 riot, Trump says 'nothing' was done wrong that day www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
The former president also referred to the attack on the Capitol, where more than 140 police officers were assaulted and the electoral vote was count temporarily halted, as a "day of love."