OVERHEARD DEPT: #OverheardInNYC I've never been to Chicago, believe it or not. I've only been to Las Vegas.

OVERHEARD DEPT: #OverheardInNYC I'm so upset. I have acid reflux, which I've never had before.

OVERHEARD DEPT: #OverheardInNYC I would go to the ends of the earth to get ten dollars back.

OVERHEARD DEPT: #OverheardInNYC We’re going to be broke in like, months.

OVERHEARD DEPT: #OverheardInNYC That is not an outfit we cry in.

OVERHEARD DEPT: #OverheardInNYC Todos trabajan menos el borrachito. [TRANSLATION: They all work, except the little drunk one.]

OVERHEARD DEPT: #OverheardInNYC Well, my list of things to do is, I got work at the top and then a chick I gotta work out and then I have to pack my place.

“This is real life. You think you can have a cookie every day?” says the exasperated mom to her four old as they pass by the bodega. #overheardinnyc